{"product_id":"five-percent-alive-juice-box-sticker","title":"Five Percent Alive Juice Box Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e🧃😴 For when you’re technically functioning, but only at about 5%.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis cute 3-inch vinyl sticker features a sleepy kawaii juice box with the phrase “5% Alive” — a funny little nod to low-energy days, burnout humour, tired moods, and needing to lie down immediately. It’s bright, silly, and perfect for anyone running on vibes, snacks, and the last tiny sip of motivation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, journal, notebook, phone case, travel mug, locker, or sticker book for a tiny dose of tired mood sticker honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt makes a fun low energy gift, kawaii drink decal, or cute relatable surprise for besties, teachers, coworkers, students, introverts, spoonies, and anyone whose battery is not exactly thriving today.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paige Poutine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50748529836287,"sku":"PP-ST-117","price":5.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/9567\/3855\/files\/il_fullxfull.8491797150_86tf.jpg?v=1792658427","url":"https:\/\/paigepoutine.com\/products\/five-percent-alive-juice-box-sticker","provider":"Paige Poutine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}