{"product_id":"cobra-chicken-apology-card","title":"Cobra Chicken Apology Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e🪿💚 Sorry I went full cobra chicken.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny 4.25 x 5.5 greeting card features a chaotic Canada goose mid-hiss, complete with flying feathers, maple leaves, and a very Canadian apology.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the perfect card for saying sorry after a little overreaction, bad mood, argument, stress spiral, or full-on goose moment without making things too serious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for a partner, best friend, sibling, coworker, or favourite person who knows you mean well even when you occasionally go full cobra chicken.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe card is blank inside, so you can add your own personal apology, explanation, or peace offering. It also includes a brown kraft envelope ready for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paige Poutine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50759829324031,"sku":"PP-GC-04","price":7.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/9567\/3855\/files\/il_fullxfull.8774875741_2uun.jpg?v=1792743536","url":"https:\/\/paigepoutine.com\/products\/cobra-chicken-apology-card","provider":"Paige Poutine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}